Underwear for fashion or protection?

SkyFinch

The motion blur near my genitals means.....mmm-mmm
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Underwear for fashion or protection?

For me it's neither. I only wear them because of that damn judge. Oh, and I'm not allowed within 100 feet of the old folks home. Damn, you'd think my smooth, naked, and slightly glisten body would get them old geezers heart flowing, but no. Those dead beats thought it would be a better idea to call the friggin cops and have them arrest my ass. My, god, they hand cuffed my hand straight to my pecker and everything. But that, I didn't complain about, because these are the techniques that I'll use when I get home. :scurred:

(Also, I think I might have pissed as they were finger printing me, cause my groin was all moist. No, wait, that was well before I made it over to the old folks home. :scurred: )
 
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This was one of my best threads. Now it's friggin gone to hell. Jesus, all I wanted to know was if my friends at NGG wore underwear or not.
 
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Yes we wear underwear, we're not crackheads like you, nutcase!
 
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I'm not a crack head, as I also wear underwear, but you can't expect a person to wear them 24/7. In simple terms, moist areas need to breathe......bald spaces need attention, and for the love of god, sacks above the pecker need caressing.
 
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Hey Finchy....if you think wrinkels are hot....you are on crack... :p
 
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I wear a g-string.
 
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Oh, you are hardcore.
 
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