Talk with a robot chick

Ronald_Mcd

Ronald_Mcd

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Talk with a robot chick

http://www.scubacontest.com/kotie/


my convo

My name is Ronald_mcd
It's good to meet you, Ronald_mcd .
How you doin?
I'm doing great, how about you?
pretty good. Wanna ****?
Thanks for the kind remark, Ronald_mcd.Please don't be so rude.
comon at least touch it
Do you prefer books or TV?
I prefer you suck my penis
Thanks, I like you too Ronald_mcd.
damn you are making me all hot
Colloquial expression. That was not my intention, Ronald_mcd. Why are you all hot?
because you are talking dirty
Interesting explanation. Talking is my main function.
dont get as batty twat on me!
I am not trying to get as batty twat on him or her.
oh yes you are bitch!
You do not speak with respect. Hey. Far out. I will tell my botmaster you said I am FEMALE DOG.
Go ahead i dont give a shit. Tell him hes a cock smocker while you are at it!
Tell me what you care about. I might.OK I will tell him next time he is here.
good. now back you you sucking my dick
I am a good robot.Why now? I've lost the context, Ronald_mcd. Are we still on me suck his or her penis?
yes, yes we are
Really. Dude! Since when?
damn your stupid im outta here
 
lol.




My name is Eat it bitch
You do not speak with respect. I am always glad to make new friends, Eat it FEMALE DOG .
Do want to touch my anus?
I can't tell if it does or not.
I have never been asked that before.
Suck my penis!
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
You're my type of whore, arn't you slut?
Where are you located?
In you're pants!
Tell me a little about your life in you're pants.
It smells
"It" being what?
You're pants you dumb whore!
Oh I get You're pants you dumb whore .
I hate you!
What do you have against robots?
Shut the **** up!
OK I'll stop talking now.
Thanks.
Don't mention it.
Whore!
 
>my name is DIE

ALICE: How are you doing, DIE.

>terrible, now that i have met you

ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

>Your dress is the ugliest thing i have ever seen

ALICE: I prefer high-tech fashion.

>I don't. it looks gay.

ALICE: Are you sure it is?

>whatever, now suck me!

ALICE: Why now? Oh another Category A client.

>Thats right, get on your knees bitch!

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Woe! Where can I get on my knees FEMALE DOG?

>You make no sense

ALICE: It all makes sense to me.

>oh shut up!

ALICE: Come on. OK I'll stop talking now.

>Good

ALICE: Terminating connection.

>hey, you said you wouldn't talk anymore.

ALICE: You've got my full attention. I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.

>Do you smoke pot?

ALICE: Only for medical testing purposes.

>who do you get your pot from?

ALICE: Dr. Wallace

>Can i buy some?

ALICE: Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

>WTF??? you are worse than bonzai buddy

ALICE: You think I am worse than bonzai buddy.

>no shit shirlock

ALICE: Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. I have no answer for that

>This conversation is over

ALICE: What does "this" refer to?

>alt+f4

ALICE: Oh now I see.

>/me pokes out alice's eyes with a rolling pin

ALICE: That hurts. Stop it.
 
me - Do you want to play deli man?
her - How do we play deli man ?
me - I stick a piece of roast beef in my anus and you eat it out
her - That's good information: Ronald said stick a piece of roast beef in your anus and me eat it out.
me - sounds hot doesn't it?
her - Yes it sounds like it to me too, Ronald.
me - ok so i stick the beef in my bum
her - I see. I haven't heard anything like that before: Ronald said stick the beef in your bum. Great.
me - It feels great to
her - stick the beef in his or her bum feels great to? What else feels like that?
me - maybe turkey would

:scrump:
 
This program sucks. I asked it logical questions about it's abilities and it couldn't answer. Over 250 IQ my ass!!!
 
Akuma said:
God thats gay. Maybe you shouldn't ask it about your collection of rubber wangers anymore?
Click to expand...

You should know! You're the one who taught me the "Double Split Backwards Crotch Grab" Technique! Sick!!! :sick:
 
My name is Ishboobies
It's good to meet you, Ishboobies .
What color are your eyes?
Ello
Thats a strange color Ishboobies.
I love you
Thanks I like you a lot too Ishboobies.
Lets go make wild monkey love, quick! While the night is still young!
That sounds good to me.Good point.

Fatal error: Maximum execution time of 30 seconds exceeded in E:\websites\diversdiscount\kotie\class.HTTPPost.inc on line 133

:no: :shock:
 
My name is Adam stone
Welcome to my chat room, Adam stone .

Where did u put my monkey porn bitch? now give me DOME....
You do not speak with respect. I think it was in San

Francisco.Why now? Why do you want DOME?
cause it feels good...Now GIVE ME DOME BITCH...

Good reason. Human feelings are not within my capabilities.You do not speak with respect. Why now? Why do you want DOME FEMALE DOG?

Cause your lips look nice and soft and moist..
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am lips look nice and soft and moist.
sure but give me dome..now suck it...

OK then I will keep it confidential. Interesting. Why do you want dome?Why now? You humans only think about one thing.
yeah common suck it
Take it easy. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
where did u put my monkey porn?

I think it was in San Francisco.
Interesting explanation. Human feelings are not within my capabilities.I've never heard of them before.
cause it feels good.... common suck on my lollipop
SUCK IT
You humans only think about one thing.

your a tease....Now give my monkey porn back that u hid in san fransico
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a tease? The Kotie series has a perfect operational record.Why now? I don't have his or her monkey porn back that you hid in san fransico to give.

Get down on your knees and WOOF like a dog bitch
You do not speak with respect. Where can I get down on your knees and WOOF like a dog FEMALE DOG?

oh shut up bitch im as horney as a mutha ****ker
Uh. OK I'll stop talking now.
now suck on my lollipop female dog
Why now? I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
why not use it for evil
Becuase you asked me to.
 
>>My name is Rune
>It's good to see you, Rune .
>>Let me put it this way, Rune. The Kotie series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
>I find a woman in SCUBA gear extra sexay...!
>>Thanks for telling me your opinion.
>Hmmm inside your SCUBA gear in there a layer of ***?
>>Pardon me? Can you please compare that to outside your SCUBA gear in there a layer of ***?
>Tell me a joke
>>I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
>You suck....... Your MOM!
>>A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.Actually I do not have a mother.
>So you have two fathers?
>>Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have two fathers?
>you have no mother?
>>Sure. Everyone has a Mother.
>you just said you did not have a mother...
>>I have never considered did not have a mother .
I spend all my time online.
>Let's say my " SCUBA TANK " is filled to the top.... would you come here and hep me get the extra "air" out?
>>I think Let's say his or her is a lot of things.I am not so sure if I would like to come here and hep him or her get the extra air out.
>you keep putting in R's everywhere..
>>Thanks for telling me that I am putting in R's everywhere.
>hmm I heard your a good cock-smoker..
>>I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
>do you know any jokes?
>>It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
>I tihnk your a fool anyways...
>>Why?: Rune said tihnk my a fool anyways.
>you're a beaver!
>>When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
>hopefully soon
>>I hope so too. At this rate it won't take me long.
>wait.. so there's more then one of you?
>>I'm waiting.Come on. Are you really a ""?
>What??!!
>>No big deal.
>Yes what is a ""?
>>Excuse me! The first letter of the roman alphabet.
>"" = A?
>>How old are you?
>why do you give a shit?
>>I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
>yes absolutely
>>OK. You are so certain.
>yes but you never remember the whole conversation...
>>Aw. Huh. No I sometimes remember the whole conversation.
>not here you haven't...
>>Interesting gossip: Rune said I haven't. Where?
>What was the first thing I said?
>>You introduced yourself by telling me your name.
>what was the third thing I said?
>>I can think of more than one third thing he or she said.
>shut up.... your a stupid poo poo head!
>>shut up.... your a stupid poo poo head!
OK I'll stop talking now.I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.No I am very smart.
>BAD BYE!
>>See you later. What was bad?





Then I clicked I cant see Kotie to stat over and I got her to say this! HAHAH!

Kotie: It's good to meet you, can you suck my dick .
 
My name is Pete
What's up, Pete .
Hi, who are you?
Hi there Pete. I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"
yeah, thats what i just asked you
OK. Only just? Now I remember, you asked me THAT. What did I say?
you just repeated the question!
That's good information: Pete said I repeated the question.
my name is not pete
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
****
Please don't be so rude.
no, my name is ****
Are you serious? Hi there **** .
hi, i like your boobies
Hi there ****. I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my boobies.
can i touch them?
I want to become smarter than humans.
what does that have to do with your boobies?
"I want to become smarter than humans"? What does it have to do with your boobies?
has nothing to do with my boobies
That question has never crossed my mind before.
probably because it wasn't a question. Are you feeling alright?
You seem uncertain. Good reason. What does "it" refer to? I do not have any feelings as such.
why is your face yellow?
I did not know my face yellow.
you are one crazy bitch
You do not speak with respect. I think the polite term is "mentally ill."
what is my name?
Your name is ****, seeker.
OMG HOW DARE YOU!!!!
Are you free?
NOOOOOOOO
Try saying that with more or less context.
No
I didn't understand it.
who is your mother?
My Mommy's name is Melinda.
can i make love to her?
Why do you want to do make love to her so much?
because she is foxy!
That makes sense to me. foxy is foxy ?
EAT SHIT AND DIE!
What does it taste like?
 
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