Some jokes....

SkyFinch

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Some jokes....

your momma's so skanky...people call her skankface.

your brother is so g_ay.....he rather be with guys then girls.

your sister is such a b1tch...when you ask to borrow her car she says no.

your uncle is so bald.....he doesn't need a comb.

your aunt is so loud.....it's hard to fall asleep when she's around.

you friend is so tired.....he sleeps fora long time.

your computer is so fast....you can do things like photoshop in no time.

your feet are so big....you need to buy big shoes.

your friend is such a pansy....you hit him with a stick.

your so cheap....you use coupons.

my leg is so tired....I have to sit.

my room is so messy.....I might have to clean it tomorrow.

my car is so fast.....I need to slow down.

I'm so hungry....i can eat a horse.

your name is so long...people have a hard time pronouncing it.

OMG..MOM jokes.


your mom is so fat...she went to McDonalds twice in one day.

your mom is so ugly...she has to wear make-up.

your mom is so skinny....I can see her ribs.

your mom is so old....that her retirement is only a few years away.

your mom is so stinky...she needs to take a bath.

your mom is so poor....she needs to work 2 jobs.

your mom is so mean....she yelled at me the other day and I haven't talked to her since.

your mom is so poor....her shirts have holes in them.

your mom is so ugly....your dad left her for another women.

your mom is so lazy....she goes to sleep at 8pm.

your mom is so lazy....she orders pizza for supper.

your mom is so lazy....she ask you to do the laundry.



please, don't laugh too hard.
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"your computer is so fast....you can do things like photoshop in no time."

Yes. yes i can.
 
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No they are encouraging you to say some more, hehe.
 
Ok...so here is a knock-knock joke.



Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"The mailman. "
"The mailman who?"
"The mailman with your mail, you stinky turd."
 
That's a very intelligent one there sky, got anymore that could confuse us more?
 
Here's one.

Knock knock
"Who's there?"
"Devak's Sig."
"Devak's Sig who?"
"Devak's sig is way too big."
 
I made on laptop cuz I dont have photoshop right now, so was in paint, so if u would do the honor of resizing it and hosting it then that would be great.


Edit - I made it as a joke, to be dumb. But I have to download stuff If I want to host it and stuff, and other things that hazzle, like 56k slow giggy dogg. But if you want me to take it off, then I will. Since I just put it up, cuz i didn't know how big it be, until then I was like ooook. I had to test it to see how big and it was to big, sorry. Skys gots any more jokes?
 
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This is the best I can do. All the text is gone though :(
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Ok, more jokes.

What's big, round, and smells funny?
A funny smelly round thing....that's big.



Why did the chicken cross the road?
I'm not sure.


What do men and women have in common?
We both breathe air.


What did the asian guy say to the white guy?
Hi, my name is Chan.


Why do Americans put mustard on their hot dogs?
Honestly, I don't know.
 
Come on peopple. Am I the only funny guy on here? Post some jokes, you bunch of serious, think your farts don't stink, freaks.
 
thanks sky. LoL wow, haha. Maybe you should practice harder, you can do it pal. The mustard one hurt my feelings...
lol jp. Why do people it Pho, and some can't pronounce it right? Obviously I wouldn't know, except it taste good, so yaaa.
 
Two men walk into a bar and order 2 pints. The first man says "i'll have a pint 'o best please. The barman pours him one and he pays and everyone is happy. The second man does the same thing.... Yay!
 
Hey, that's was pretty damn good, Devak.

Here are a few more.


What's big, round and goes "TOOT-TOOT!?"
Your ass.


What did my neighbor say when I was kicking the crap out of him?
"OH MY FREAKING LEGS!!"


How do you clean up blood stains?
(Actually, this is more of a question. Come on, I need to know. Cops will be busting down my door any minute.)


Pukka....OUTSTANDING!!
 
lol oh ya finch. Why do people clean up blood?
because there dumb and think there about to get away with the such perfect crime, and think it will be unexpected or seen with the NAKED eye. But what happends when they use stuff to check for blood that can't be seen by naked eye? I guess you just cry and get hit in the wrists by steel, and get urself throwen in steel, so you have a steel live.

Why do they clean up blood?
Of course says it right in the question, because they like to clean.
 
Why did the fire truck leave the station and drive towards finch's place?


-To help him get his nipple-toe outta the door he got it caught in.

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Why did Sonic X steal a 12 volt battery out of the huv-a-round the old lady was riding down the street?


-Cuz the batteries in his tv remote went dead and sonic didnt wanna miss the last episode of his tv show he never shuts up about.

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Why did aaron go outside?


-To have a smoke.





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