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Olympics

Anyone watching them?
I'm a big fan but don't have cable TV anymore, so I can't watch anything. Have to catch the results on the net, which is lame. Basketball, and most of the track and field are my favorite events, as are the opening and closing ceremonies (spelling)
Still waiting for the naked ring toss event to become offical. :scurred:
 
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I don't give a shit about the basketball, the players didn't seem to either.

I'm a Track and Field fan. Can't wait till they come out.. :rock:
 
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I watched a few matches of Olympic Tennis today, it was pretty fun to watch. :)
 
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I WILL NOT watch the Olympics until...

A) Sword fighting is considered as a sport. Frigging dudes and chicks stabb'n at each other attempting to severe limbs, draw blood, decapitate. This is sport, damn yo!

B) Along with the above, drive by shootings become a sport. Points are rewarded for accuracy, the amount of ruckus stirred up neighborhood hoodlums, the amount of dissin yelled as you shoot fools in the spine, (example, "Yo, dis shit is over, I done bust a cap up in yo ass, fool) and if any old people are accidentally ran over during the event.

C) They hold the next Olympics at my friggin house. I'll serve cheetos and slug the gymnast in the neck if they don't bring pepsi.


D) They replace the gold medal with diamonds and cashmoney, shit that'd be nice.

E) Team members can switch countries in mid event. Example, if I'm an American and my team members in the relay race is slacking, I can switch over and become an Ethiopian and use the American flag to as a whip-like weapon.

D) Winter sports and summer sports are switched. Swimming in freezing water and seeing some hard nipples is a treat for the host country.
 
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I don't care for the Olympics. And I want them over now because it's ruining my TV!
 
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