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Laundry detergent!

Dear Tide,

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my mom told me it was the best. In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My husband started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse as well.

I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just
wouldn't come out. After a quick trip out, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!

I thank you, once again, for a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people
 
Dear tide, i killed my husband and got some of his blood on my shirt. but tide took it right off! but for some odd reason, the police took a dna test of my shirt anyway (even though there was no blood on it, thanks tide!) and they couldn't find anything! I love tide!
 
OMG tide is awesome! I was like, spilling some shit all over my clothes the other day, but it just aint there anymore thanks to Tide! OMG TIDE OMG OMG OMG!!!:scrump:
 
I'm I the only one here that thinks Tide really sucks? It doesn't do shit for grass stains.
 
Elbo said:
I'm I the only one here that thinks Tide really sucks? It doesn't do shit for grass stains.

Well did it ever occur to you to quit getting on your knees for your dog?
 
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