Jesus is Hitler!

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Jesus is Hitler!

http://www.jesusishitler.com/

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Jesus is an evil, anti-Semitic coward. Just look at how fake he is. He claims to be the son of "God", and that he stands for good will towards men, but what he doesn't want you to know is that he is God's diabolical prodigal son. He spends all of his spare time killing Jews and punching babies. He tricked us all into believing that he was the "messiah", and that him being crucified was merely a sacrifice to absolve mankind for all of their sins. When in reality he was crucified by the Jews as a result of years of showboating and being a straight up dick.

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Myth: Jesus is a loving and forgiving lord.
Fact: Jesus is an anti-Semitic douchebag.

Myth: Jesus was a miracle child, born to a virgin.
Fact: Jesus's mom was a slut and Maury Povich wasn't around to round up the herds of Nomads that she let plow her so she claimed she was a virgin. That bitch.

Myth: Jesus turned water into wine out of good will.
Fact: Jesus was a raging alcoholic and used any excuse to get wasted.

Myth: Niether Jesus nor Hitler ever employed groups of goblins as assasins.
Fact: Jesus and Hitler BOTH employed groups of goblins as assasins.

Myth: Prayers have always ended with the standard amen.
Fact: Prayers were originally concluded with a Heil Jesus! Over time and through translations it was shortened to the now known 'amen'.
 
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It's called a funnany site you bitches! Jesus Fucking Hitler Christ!
 
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My friend sent me this link a couple months ago.. It's pretty funny and interesting
 
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At first it is until you try reading the entire thing! I couldn't get past half of it without feeling my IQ drop!
 
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You go to somethingawful? Know Aleron235 or seomthing like that? (I know it's a huge board..) But yes the equation works!
 
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