I'm bored... here's some jokes.

The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
 
Confucius Says ...

Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.

Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk.

Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is F***ing Nuts.

Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches.

Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key.

War do not determine who right, war determine who left.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.

He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs.

Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.

Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly.

Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.

Man who put rooster in Ice Compartment take out Stiff Cock.

No difference between man and mouse - both end in pussy.

Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.
 
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