SkyFinch
The motion blur near my genitals means.....mmm-mmm
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I want to sue the makers of Golden Grahams cereal.
Here's what happened.
Late last night, at about 10pm or so, I got horny....I mean hungry, and decided to look for some food. After searching around a bit, I noticed some Golden Grahams cereal, so I poured myself a bowl, but I didn't sit down to eat at that very moment. I wanted to turn off my pc first. As I walked to where my pc was, I tripped and fell on top of my dog. (The thrusting of my hips at that exact moment has nothing to do with this story so I'll keep it out for now.) Anyways, I sat up and began crying. My nipples and backside of my @ss were cracked open and bleeding. And even worse, my dog began pissing on me.
Anyways, I want to sue the makers of Golden Grahams cereal cause I feel that their cereal is so damn tasty. And if any of your freaks bastards out there agree with me, I’ll sue your @ss as well…you willy whacking wizards.
Here's what happened.
Late last night, at about 10pm or so, I got horny....I mean hungry, and decided to look for some food. After searching around a bit, I noticed some Golden Grahams cereal, so I poured myself a bowl, but I didn't sit down to eat at that very moment. I wanted to turn off my pc first. As I walked to where my pc was, I tripped and fell on top of my dog. (The thrusting of my hips at that exact moment has nothing to do with this story so I'll keep it out for now.) Anyways, I sat up and began crying. My nipples and backside of my @ss were cracked open and bleeding. And even worse, my dog began pissing on me.
Anyways, I want to sue the makers of Golden Grahams cereal cause I feel that their cereal is so damn tasty. And if any of your freaks bastards out there agree with me, I’ll sue your @ss as well…you willy whacking wizards.
) but THEN, i see he says he has a horizontal buttcrack (forgot where i read that)....and now this insane story! hahahaha Skyfinch, its sad but true---you scare the hell out of me:tongue: