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I Love Futurama
Some Bender quotes for you incase you are as bored as me.
Bender: "Ahh! Beer. So many choices. And it makes so little difference."
Fry: "How about Lobrau? It has dots on it."
Bender: "Overruled! The choice of champions is Pabst's Blue Robot."
Fry: "I can't drink that. The metal shavings make my throat bloody"
Bender: "Well, well, baby wants a Zima."
Leela: "Hey, hey. We can all fight when we are drunk. "
Fry: "Wow! They discovered an intact 20th century pizzeria! Just like the one I used to work at!"
Bender: "Interesting! No, wait. The other thing. Tedious."
Bender: "Fry, I'm sorry. I should've understood how someone can love an inferior creature. Because I love you. Not in the way the ancient Greeks. But in the way a robot loves a human. A human loves a dog. And occasionally, a gorilla loves a kiddie."
Bender: "This could mean the end of the banana daiquiri as we know it!" *pause* "Also, life."
Bender: "Today, I've personalized each of your meals. For example, Amy, you're cute. So I've baked you a pony."
Hobo1: "Let's give a friendly welcome to this new robo."
Bender: "What did you call me?!"
Hobo2: "A Robo. You know ... a robot hobo."
Bender: "Oh, ok, I thought you said romo."
Bender: "Hey! You put a one and two zeros in front of that or we pass! Deal!"
Leela: "Bender! That's great! How much did you get me?"
Bender: "One hundred dollars."
Bender: "When will man learn that all races are equally inferior to robots!"
Bender: "Hello? Is anyone still alive? How about in the porno theater? Don't be embarrassed!"
Bender: "So, do you know what I'm gonna do before I do it?"
God: "Yes."
Bender: "What if I do something different?"
God: "Then I don't know that."
Bender: "I was God once."
God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."
Crew: "Surprise!"
Fry: "Happy funeral, Bender!"
Bender: "A surprise funeral? For me?"
Leela: "Did you really think you'd need all this junk in the afterlife?"
Bender: "Afterlife? Pfft. If I'd thought I had to go through a whole 'nother life, I'd kill myself right now."
Bender: "You are one narrow-minded spaceship, Planet Express Ship!"
Ship: "Whoah, whoah. Why should my tax money pay for art I find offensive?"
Bender: "Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?"
Ship: "That's filthy! Why not create a national endowment for strip clubs while we're at it?"
Bender: "Why not, indeed?"
Bender: "Well, I'm sick of her."
Fry: "The ship? But you just started dating."
Bender: "With my mighty robot powers, I can get sick of things much quicker than you humans."
Leela: "Well, just remember we all still have to work together. So try and let her down easy."
Bender: "In due time, Leela. But for now, I'll just resume dating cheap floozies on the side."
Fry: "You have much to teach us."
Ship: "I saw you at Elzar's with those two ladies of the evening! Explain that!"
Bender: "Ok, I like a challenge. Hmm...no..."
Leela: "Aww, calm down. I'm sure Bender is taking this just as hard as you are."
Bender: "Bender is great, oh Bender is great! Bender, Bender, Bender..."
Fry: "You could've picked a better time to dump the ship, Bender."
Bender: "The moment seemed right. Call me old fashioned, but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating."
Bender: "Now, you say you're off to see the professor, cause I could use a heart. A human heart. I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement."
Santa: "Ha! No human could do all that."
Fry: "Evel Knievel could!"
Santa: "Nuh uh!"
Bender: "Santa's right, we need some sort of robot. Aw, crap! I'm some sort of robot."
Some Bender quotes for you incase you are as bored as me.
Bender: "Ahh! Beer. So many choices. And it makes so little difference."
Fry: "How about Lobrau? It has dots on it."
Bender: "Overruled! The choice of champions is Pabst's Blue Robot."
Fry: "I can't drink that. The metal shavings make my throat bloody"
Bender: "Well, well, baby wants a Zima."
Leela: "Hey, hey. We can all fight when we are drunk. "
Fry: "Wow! They discovered an intact 20th century pizzeria! Just like the one I used to work at!"
Bender: "Interesting! No, wait. The other thing. Tedious."
Bender: "Fry, I'm sorry. I should've understood how someone can love an inferior creature. Because I love you. Not in the way the ancient Greeks. But in the way a robot loves a human. A human loves a dog. And occasionally, a gorilla loves a kiddie."
Bender: "This could mean the end of the banana daiquiri as we know it!" *pause* "Also, life."
Bender: "Today, I've personalized each of your meals. For example, Amy, you're cute. So I've baked you a pony."
Hobo1: "Let's give a friendly welcome to this new robo."
Bender: "What did you call me?!"
Hobo2: "A Robo. You know ... a robot hobo."
Bender: "Oh, ok, I thought you said romo."
Bender: "Hey! You put a one and two zeros in front of that or we pass! Deal!"
Leela: "Bender! That's great! How much did you get me?"
Bender: "One hundred dollars."
Bender: "When will man learn that all races are equally inferior to robots!"
Bender: "Hello? Is anyone still alive? How about in the porno theater? Don't be embarrassed!"
Bender: "So, do you know what I'm gonna do before I do it?"
God: "Yes."
Bender: "What if I do something different?"
God: "Then I don't know that."
Bender: "I was God once."
God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."
Crew: "Surprise!"
Fry: "Happy funeral, Bender!"
Bender: "A surprise funeral? For me?"
Leela: "Did you really think you'd need all this junk in the afterlife?"
Bender: "Afterlife? Pfft. If I'd thought I had to go through a whole 'nother life, I'd kill myself right now."
Bender: "You are one narrow-minded spaceship, Planet Express Ship!"
Ship: "Whoah, whoah. Why should my tax money pay for art I find offensive?"
Bender: "Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?"
Ship: "That's filthy! Why not create a national endowment for strip clubs while we're at it?"
Bender: "Why not, indeed?"
Bender: "Well, I'm sick of her."
Fry: "The ship? But you just started dating."
Bender: "With my mighty robot powers, I can get sick of things much quicker than you humans."
Leela: "Well, just remember we all still have to work together. So try and let her down easy."
Bender: "In due time, Leela. But for now, I'll just resume dating cheap floozies on the side."
Fry: "You have much to teach us."
Ship: "I saw you at Elzar's with those two ladies of the evening! Explain that!"
Bender: "Ok, I like a challenge. Hmm...no..."
Leela: "Aww, calm down. I'm sure Bender is taking this just as hard as you are."
Bender: "Bender is great, oh Bender is great! Bender, Bender, Bender..."
Fry: "You could've picked a better time to dump the ship, Bender."
Bender: "The moment seemed right. Call me old fashioned, but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating."
Bender: "Now, you say you're off to see the professor, cause I could use a heart. A human heart. I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement."
Santa: "Ha! No human could do all that."
Fry: "Evel Knievel could!"
Santa: "Nuh uh!"
Bender: "Santa's right, we need some sort of robot. Aw, crap! I'm some sort of robot."
