HeXDeMoN
The Lord of Darkness
funny quotes
some quotez i submitted to ircquotes
http://www.ircquotes.com/browse/userId=248
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gravereaper0: i got my cpu workin
aodhexdemon: speed?
gravereaper0: shove 3 gigs of ddr 2700
gravereaper0: god damn
gravereaper0: (drool)
aodhexdemon: wtf?
gravereaper0: what?
aodhexdemon: whats the speed of the cpu?
gravereaper0: 4.0GHZ
gravereaper0: aint that bitching
aodhexdemon: ali's hacked potatoe is 90 ghz but with his potasium overdrive it can over clock to over 100ghz
gravereaper0: lmfao
gravereaper0: god damn
gravereaper0: thast awesome
gravereaper0: what u running?
aodhexdemon: i got me 1 of dem neron flux compacitiorz with hyperspeed overlock . goez about 50 ghz
gravereaper0: god damn i want one
gravereaper0: how much?
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[06:14] OutRigged: I wish my mom would get home.
[06:14] OutRigged: man
[06:14] OutRigged: I'm pissed.
[06:14] OutRigged: My little sister accidentally installed some adware shit.
[06:15] OutRigged: And it replaced all her favorites with links to porn sites.
[06:15] aodhexdemon: yea everyone wish's there mom was home ... especially kids in a orphanages
[06:15] OutRigged: She's ****ing seven years old, that shit should be illegal.
[06:15] aodhexdemon: hehe
[06:15] OutRigged: lol
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[08:21] RaGe: I got 10 emails last night
[08:21] RaGe: Consisting of 'enlarge your penis now!
[08:22] RaGe: and
[08:22] RaGe: 'feel younger ight now fa4t$W4aa4'
[08:22] RaGe: and
[08:22] RaGe: 'lower your mortgage interestte rate!!!
[08:22] HeXDeMoN: thats quite alright .. u can stop there
[08:22] RaGe: lol
[08:24] HeXDeMoN: i get emails like' hexdemon your penis is so big' and 'hexdemon i wanna make mad love to you OLD SKEWL STYLE!!!'
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[3:38pm]< guru > sux tho, gotta listen to ppl complain all day
[3:38pm]< guru > they say "dell sux" i say "i agree mam/sir"
[3:38pm]< guru > ahah
[3:38pm] <HeXDeMoN> worse then being a telemarketer
[3:38pm]< guru > atleast telemarketers can hang up on you
[3:39pm] <HeXDeMoN> just pretend your on a old ham radio and scrumble up paper and say" I"M LOSEING U. ..*scratching sound*"
[3:39pm]< guru > ahaha
[3:40pm]< guru > yeah but someone would see me doing it
[3:40pm] <HeXDeMoN> thats when u stab em in the eye's
[3:40pm]< guru > as soon as i get off my probation period i'll get more cocky
[3:40pm]< guru > that way if i get fired i can get workers comp
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[11:34pm] <HeXDeMoN> i once knew a man from nantucket .. and he sat on a bucket.. but then he said **** it and shat in the bucket
[11:35pm]<@ frreeeddd> heh
[11:35pm]<@ frreeeddd> good wun
[11:35pm]<@ frreeeddd> there once was a hooker from peru
[11:36pm]<@ frreeeddd> who filled her insides with glue
[11:36pm]<@ frreeeddd> she siad with a grin
[11:36pm]<@ frreeeddd> if they pay to get in
[11:36pm]<@ frreeeddd> then they'll pay to get out of it too
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Bob7986 (7:05:44 PM): my fingers hurt
JMP109SC (7:05:53 PM): keep them out of your asshole then
Bob7986 (7:06:02 PM): its the guitar
JMP109SC (7:06:14 PM): you have the guitar up you asshole?
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goto the site for some other quotez got a bunch more post the onez u like the best:scrump:
some quotez i submitted to ircquotes
http://www.ircquotes.com/browse/userId=248
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gravereaper0: i got my cpu workin
aodhexdemon: speed?
gravereaper0: shove 3 gigs of ddr 2700
gravereaper0: god damn
gravereaper0: (drool)
aodhexdemon: wtf?
gravereaper0: what?
aodhexdemon: whats the speed of the cpu?
gravereaper0: 4.0GHZ
gravereaper0: aint that bitching
aodhexdemon: ali's hacked potatoe is 90 ghz but with his potasium overdrive it can over clock to over 100ghz
gravereaper0: lmfao
gravereaper0: god damn
gravereaper0: thast awesome
gravereaper0: what u running?
aodhexdemon: i got me 1 of dem neron flux compacitiorz with hyperspeed overlock . goez about 50 ghz
gravereaper0: god damn i want one
gravereaper0: how much?
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[06:14] OutRigged: I wish my mom would get home.
[06:14] OutRigged: man
[06:14] OutRigged: I'm pissed.
[06:14] OutRigged: My little sister accidentally installed some adware shit.
[06:15] OutRigged: And it replaced all her favorites with links to porn sites.
[06:15] aodhexdemon: yea everyone wish's there mom was home ... especially kids in a orphanages
[06:15] OutRigged: She's ****ing seven years old, that shit should be illegal.
[06:15] aodhexdemon: hehe
[06:15] OutRigged: lol
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[08:21] RaGe: I got 10 emails last night
[08:21] RaGe: Consisting of 'enlarge your penis now!
[08:22] RaGe: and
[08:22] RaGe: 'feel younger ight now fa4t$W4aa4'
[08:22] RaGe: and
[08:22] RaGe: 'lower your mortgage interestte rate!!!
[08:22] HeXDeMoN: thats quite alright .. u can stop there
[08:22] RaGe: lol
[08:24] HeXDeMoN: i get emails like' hexdemon your penis is so big' and 'hexdemon i wanna make mad love to you OLD SKEWL STYLE!!!'
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[3:38pm]< guru > sux tho, gotta listen to ppl complain all day
[3:38pm]< guru > they say "dell sux" i say "i agree mam/sir"
[3:38pm]< guru > ahah
[3:38pm] <HeXDeMoN> worse then being a telemarketer
[3:38pm]< guru > atleast telemarketers can hang up on you
[3:39pm] <HeXDeMoN> just pretend your on a old ham radio and scrumble up paper and say" I"M LOSEING U. ..*scratching sound*"
[3:39pm]< guru > ahaha
[3:40pm]< guru > yeah but someone would see me doing it
[3:40pm] <HeXDeMoN> thats when u stab em in the eye's
[3:40pm]< guru > as soon as i get off my probation period i'll get more cocky
[3:40pm]< guru > that way if i get fired i can get workers comp
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[11:34pm] <HeXDeMoN> i once knew a man from nantucket .. and he sat on a bucket.. but then he said **** it and shat in the bucket
[11:35pm]<@ frreeeddd> heh
[11:35pm]<@ frreeeddd> good wun
[11:35pm]<@ frreeeddd> there once was a hooker from peru
[11:36pm]<@ frreeeddd> who filled her insides with glue
[11:36pm]<@ frreeeddd> she siad with a grin
[11:36pm]<@ frreeeddd> if they pay to get in
[11:36pm]<@ frreeeddd> then they'll pay to get out of it too
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Bob7986 (7:05:44 PM): my fingers hurt
JMP109SC (7:05:53 PM): keep them out of your asshole then
Bob7986 (7:06:02 PM): its the guitar
JMP109SC (7:06:14 PM): you have the guitar up you asshole?
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goto the site for some other quotez got a bunch more post the onez u like the best:scrump:
