and a giant foot blocked the entrace. there was no way out. Sam turned to His lover, "Darling, what will we do?"
"i don't know", she responded. her heart ached. She knew this would end in tears.
"My sweet buttercup," he breathed softly, "There is something i need to tell you before we die."
"what is it? You can tell me anything" Her eyes lit up. he finally had her attention.
"Audrey, My name isn't really Sam, its John. And i'm not really a plumber, I .....