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"An Outcast In A World of Hypocricy"
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle(A.K.A Fully Loaded Crap)
Well for some odd reason the movie theatre i go to had a sign up showing that "28 Days Later" was Now showing, but it was no where to be seen on any of the times on the billboard above where you purchase the tickets so i figured what the hell, i'd go see this to make fun of it and at least look at hot chicks.
This is alittle bit off-topic, but when i went into the arcade to play Soul Calibur 2 last night, there was a "28 Days Later" Sticker that said: "The End is Extremely ****ing Nigh" which made me want to see this zombie flick more, i'll definitely see it next week though.
So anyway, this is how easy charlies angels the undoubtly made to make money sequel works out. First you take 3 hot chicks that will get anyone horny enough an excuse to see it. Add in a predictable black comedian, whose jokes you can see coming a mile away, cameos by currently popular star's like Louis from the even stevens and Pink. Play the background music to Prodigy's "Smack my Bitch Up" when this movie is supposed to be about girl power
. And let's not forget the way overdone fight scenes that try to copy off the matrix, but in essence they are trying to hard and it looks idiotic when the movie is a weird crack addict mixture of comedy, reality, and wanna-be matrix crap(yes the matrix is cool not this). And what do you have? Something even Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumberer could easily make fun of.
To get to the point, the whole movie is made as a package to be bought up. Hell the old charlies angels was actually good not this crap.
The only thing you'll get from this movie is a stiffy from when the "Angel's" do a strip-tease esque scene. Oh and not let's forget Demi Moore's pointless return to film, as an evil yet hot bad girl. Who try's to hard to be a bitch when Ivy from Soul Calibur 2 would err dominate that.
One imaginary piece of crap out of no pieces of crap!
I only got a full throttle in my pant's, but not in my "that was a cool" movie brain.
Well for some odd reason the movie theatre i go to had a sign up showing that "28 Days Later" was Now showing, but it was no where to be seen on any of the times on the billboard above where you purchase the tickets so i figured what the hell, i'd go see this to make fun of it and at least look at hot chicks.
This is alittle bit off-topic, but when i went into the arcade to play Soul Calibur 2 last night, there was a "28 Days Later" Sticker that said: "The End is Extremely ****ing Nigh" which made me want to see this zombie flick more, i'll definitely see it next week though.
So anyway, this is how easy charlies angels the undoubtly made to make money sequel works out. First you take 3 hot chicks that will get anyone horny enough an excuse to see it. Add in a predictable black comedian, whose jokes you can see coming a mile away, cameos by currently popular star's like Louis from the even stevens and Pink. Play the background music to Prodigy's "Smack my Bitch Up" when this movie is supposed to be about girl power
. And let's not forget the way overdone fight scenes that try to copy off the matrix, but in essence they are trying to hard and it looks idiotic when the movie is a weird crack addict mixture of comedy, reality, and wanna-be matrix crap(yes the matrix is cool not this). And what do you have? Something even Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumberer could easily make fun of.To get to the point, the whole movie is made as a package to be bought up. Hell the old charlies angels was actually good not this crap.
The only thing you'll get from this movie is a stiffy from when the "Angel's" do a strip-tease esque scene. Oh and not let's forget Demi Moore's pointless return to film, as an evil yet hot bad girl. Who try's to hard to be a bitch when Ivy from Soul Calibur 2 would err dominate that.
One imaginary piece of crap out of no pieces of crap!
I only got a full throttle in my pant's, but not in my "that was a cool" movie brain.
