Catp00p
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Catp00p's Company Harrasment Thread
OK. I'm bored again. So instead of some stupid pics (cause now I'm seeing the same one's over and over) let's do something a little different and harass some companies. See if anyone can get an answer back.
While me and Akuma were searching for new jobs, we got suckered into a training class to be door-to-door Kirby Vacuum salesmen. We would not have even gone to this but they told us that we would be learning appliance repair, so we went to check it out. They didn't tell us til we were in the class that we were going to be Kirby salesmen. Jerk offs.
Anyone not familiar with Kirby, check out the site at http://www.kirby.com/. This stupid vacuum does everything. It even has a built in massager, and IT BETTER AT $1850!
I was so pissed at this place, I wrote the following e-mail, but as of yet haven't received an answer.
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From: "Cat Poop" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: Questions not answered at the Demo
Date: Thu, 06 Mar 2003 05:02:58 -0500
I recently received the In-home demo but had further unanswered questions about your wonderful machine. I am very interested in purchasing your wonderful machine but need these questions answered. Your sales rep could not answer them.
1) Will Kirby hold me when I'm lonely?
2) Is Kirby On-line?
3) Will Kirby protect me when I'm getting beat up?
4) If I throw a party and decide to invite Kirby, is he one of those vacuums that can't handle his alcohol?
5) Is Kirby licensed to drive?
6) What religion is Kirby? I can't have a Jew Vacuum in my house.
7) How accurate are Kirby's predictions about the future?
8) If I am drafted into the Military, will Kirby go in my place?
9) Will Kirby attempt to make love to my wife while I'm not home?
10) Is Kirby registered to vote? If so, what party is he affiliated with?
11) If the earth is wiped out in a nuclear war, will Kirby attempt to rebuild society?
12) I am very concerned with saftey. If I stick Kirby up my ass, will he suck out my intestines?
13) How good is Kirby at getting rid of Forensic Evidence?
14) Will Kirby go to the movies with me when I can't find a date?
15) Can Crystal massage the scrizotch with the built in massager. She only demonstrated it on my back, and I want to see the ACTUAL uses of that particular attachment.
Thank you, and I look forward to using your wonderful machine.
Jason White
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By the way, Crystal was the trainer (and also the liar on the phone). This girl said f**k more times then my mom when she's all drunk on whiskey!
OK. I'm bored again. So instead of some stupid pics (cause now I'm seeing the same one's over and over) let's do something a little different and harass some companies. See if anyone can get an answer back.
While me and Akuma were searching for new jobs, we got suckered into a training class to be door-to-door Kirby Vacuum salesmen. We would not have even gone to this but they told us that we would be learning appliance repair, so we went to check it out. They didn't tell us til we were in the class that we were going to be Kirby salesmen. Jerk offs.
Anyone not familiar with Kirby, check out the site at http://www.kirby.com/. This stupid vacuum does everything. It even has a built in massager, and IT BETTER AT $1850!
I was so pissed at this place, I wrote the following e-mail, but as of yet haven't received an answer.
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From: "Cat Poop" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: Questions not answered at the Demo
Date: Thu, 06 Mar 2003 05:02:58 -0500
I recently received the In-home demo but had further unanswered questions about your wonderful machine. I am very interested in purchasing your wonderful machine but need these questions answered. Your sales rep could not answer them.
1) Will Kirby hold me when I'm lonely?
2) Is Kirby On-line?
3) Will Kirby protect me when I'm getting beat up?
4) If I throw a party and decide to invite Kirby, is he one of those vacuums that can't handle his alcohol?
5) Is Kirby licensed to drive?
6) What religion is Kirby? I can't have a Jew Vacuum in my house.
7) How accurate are Kirby's predictions about the future?
8) If I am drafted into the Military, will Kirby go in my place?
9) Will Kirby attempt to make love to my wife while I'm not home?
10) Is Kirby registered to vote? If so, what party is he affiliated with?
11) If the earth is wiped out in a nuclear war, will Kirby attempt to rebuild society?
12) I am very concerned with saftey. If I stick Kirby up my ass, will he suck out my intestines?
13) How good is Kirby at getting rid of Forensic Evidence?
14) Will Kirby go to the movies with me when I can't find a date?
15) Can Crystal massage the scrizotch with the built in massager. She only demonstrated it on my back, and I want to see the ACTUAL uses of that particular attachment.
Thank you, and I look forward to using your wonderful machine.
Jason White
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By the way, Crystal was the trainer (and also the liar on the phone). This girl said f**k more times then my mom when she's all drunk on whiskey!
