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Welcome to the 11 o'clock news!
"I'm Sandra."
"And I'm Albert. Well quite a lot has been happening in our small town of Sandbert. First of all, I would like to say that our governer has announced that we may all be relieved, as the state of emergency is believed to be under control. Many town residents are confused and quite worried about what has happened, so we'll try to be as informative as possible. For this we'll have one of our field reporters take over to give us the full report of todays recent events. We'll be back, right after this commercial break."
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"This is Sandra reporting for the 11 O'clock news, giving Sandbert the most up-to-date report on the happenings of our quaint, lovely little town. As many of you heard, many citizens of our town have been shocked, confused, amazed, bewildered, even outraged at the uproar that has shook the foundations of our small village. Not every day does such an incredible event such as this happen! Not every day do we face our deepest fears, our innermost phobias, and have to be shaken to the innermost molecules of our bone marrow! As always, Sandbert's 11 O'clock news promises you the BEST in coverage and we gaurantee the full story. We'll have you live, on the scene of the shocking events, right after these messages.
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"Fellow citizens of Sandburt, this is your trusty reporter Albert here with the news you've all been wating for. The tasty and tender morsels of footage you've been longing to see. The perfectly seasoned chunks of pictures we've toiled so hard to show you. And now, as you sit on the edges of your seats, prepare yourself for the strange, the incredible, the amazing, the notorious, the infamous, the truth! Your wait is over, Sandbert. Now, we are finally transferring over to our trusty field reporter, Charlie Spiff."
"Well Albert, we've had quite the shock tonight. Villagers have been running wildly in blunt terror. Nothing can prepare you for what you will soon see. But first, a word from our sponsors."
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"Well folks, this is Sandra here, and we sure are glad to be back. I'd just like to say that it's been a fantastic evening reporting to you all, and we will look foward to bringing you the complete story and the best coverage possible on the next... 11 O'clock News. Good night Sandbert."
Welcome to the 11 o'clock news!
"I'm Sandra."
"And I'm Albert. Well quite a lot has been happening in our small town of Sandbert. First of all, I would like to say that our governer has announced that we may all be relieved, as the state of emergency is believed to be under control. Many town residents are confused and quite worried about what has happened, so we'll try to be as informative as possible. For this we'll have one of our field reporters take over to give us the full report of todays recent events. We'll be back, right after this commercial break."
*Tampons*
*Vaginitus*
*Herpes*
*Artheritus*
*Acne*
"This is Sandra reporting for the 11 O'clock news, giving Sandbert the most up-to-date report on the happenings of our quaint, lovely little town. As many of you heard, many citizens of our town have been shocked, confused, amazed, bewildered, even outraged at the uproar that has shook the foundations of our small village. Not every day does such an incredible event such as this happen! Not every day do we face our deepest fears, our innermost phobias, and have to be shaken to the innermost molecules of our bone marrow! As always, Sandbert's 11 O'clock news promises you the BEST in coverage and we gaurantee the full story. We'll have you live, on the scene of the shocking events, right after these messages.
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*Incredible Gardening Tool #2*
*Incredible Gardening Tool #3*
*Incredible Gardening Tool #4*
*Incredible Gardening Tool #5*
*Incredible Gardening Tool #6*
*Incredible Gardening Tool #7*
*Incredible Gardening Tool #8*
"Fellow citizens of Sandburt, this is your trusty reporter Albert here with the news you've all been wating for. The tasty and tender morsels of footage you've been longing to see. The perfectly seasoned chunks of pictures we've toiled so hard to show you. And now, as you sit on the edges of your seats, prepare yourself for the strange, the incredible, the amazing, the notorious, the infamous, the truth! Your wait is over, Sandbert. Now, we are finally transferring over to our trusty field reporter, Charlie Spiff."
"Well Albert, we've had quite the shock tonight. Villagers have been running wildly in blunt terror. Nothing can prepare you for what you will soon see. But first, a word from our sponsors."
*Satan Worshiper Cult*
*Evil Dead Cereal*
*Vampire lotion*
*Zombie Dog food*
*Dracula's baby shower gifts*
"Well folks, this is Sandra here, and we sure are glad to be back. I'd just like to say that it's been a fantastic evening reporting to you all, and we will look foward to bringing you the complete story and the best coverage possible on the next... 11 O'clock News. Good night Sandbert."
