All Hail Fuck Me Day!!

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All Hail Fuck Me Day!!

shit my life fuckign rocks, i get pema banned froma game i play ooh ooh thats the ez pansy shit that doesnt really matter. today my dad moves out of the family HELL YA 1 PARENT DOWN 1 TO GO!!#!@# ... ooh it's not over ... remeber kiddies this is FUCK ME DAY!!! i mean sure it's pretty shitty so far but it's isnt FUCK ME worthy yet .. just before i'm about to goto bed FUCKING BAM BAM BAM!! outside i go out there ooh kewl my car has been bricked THANK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES THANK YOU now i must buy some new windows for my car THANK YOU !!! ALL HAIL FUCK ME DAY!#@!$@$
 
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So I take it life's just not going your way??? :confused:

:no::(
 
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you can put it that way ... ooh ya now i might not be able to goto college also WEEE
 
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Take it this way, if college was a fat lady drenched in hot chocolate sauce, I would lick the life out of her. And you know college would call my up on the phone the next day and be saying, "Damn, boy, you know that $hit was real, last night. We need to hook up and get this $hit on again."
 
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Skyfinch's Girlfriend died:

STUART, Fla.
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-- A 480-pound Martin County woman has died after emergency workers tried to remove her from the couch where she had remained for about six years.

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Gayle Laverne Grinds, 40, died Wednesday, after a failed six-hour effort to dislodge her from the couch in her home. Workers say the home was filthy, and Grinds was too large to get up from the couch to even use the bathroom.

Everyone going inside the home had to wear protective gear. The stench was so powerful they had to blast in fresh air.

A preliminary autopsy on the the four-foot, ten-inch woman lists the cause of death as "morbid obesity." But officials want to know more about the circumstances inside the home.

Investigators say Grinds lived with a man named Herman Thomas, who says he tried to take care of her the best he could. He has told them he tried repeatedly to get her up, but simply couldn't. No charges have been filed, but officials are looking into negligence issues.

Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.

She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, still attached to the couch.

Neighbors say they had no idea Grinds lived at the duplex, though they had seen Thomas and some children outside.
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WTH? I have bad luck with timing. A babe like that is discovered and now is dead? And the stench? They're just a bunch of rasicts. That's not stench, that's sugar. That friggin sweet stuff. You know I'd be all over her. Damn, stuck to her couch? That's gold. Think about it....a woman who would never leave you. That's a keeper. And 480 pounds? That's not big. What's that sayiing.....most junk in the trunk, more cushion for the pushing...something like that. It's all bone in my opinion. And those fools be killing her with their uneducated moving techniques. Let her be. $hit, she wasn't harming anyone. Bottom line is, I love her and now she's not coming back. I missed my chance because none of you fools e-mailed me telling me that a woman like this was around. I'll sue NGG and those movers.
 
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Did you get off on that skin of hers? It became one with the couch you know... :sick:
 
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ahh skyfinch *tear in eye* glad to see you alive
 
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I'm coo coo for Finch.
 
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