HeXDeMoN
The Lord of Darkness
A smart dog
What A Dog
A man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took
his faithful dog along for company. One day the dog starts
chasing butterflies and before long the dog discovers that
he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having
lunch.
The dog thinks, "Oh boy, I'm in trouble now." Then he
noticed some bones lying nearby on the ground and immediately
settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the
approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly,
"Lordy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are
any more around here?"
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, and
slinks away into the trees.
"Whew", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly
had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge
to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So
off he goes.
But the dog sees him heading off after the leopard and figures
that something is amiss.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans
about the dog's ruse and strikes a deal for himself with the
leopard.
The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Hop
on my back, monkey, and see what's going to happen to that
conniving canine."
Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his
back, and thinks, "Oh boy, it looks like I've really had it now."
But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to the
leopard and the monkey and pretends that he hasn't seen them.
And just when they get close enough to hear him, the dog says...
"Where is that monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to get me
another leopard and he's still not back."
What A Dog
A man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took
his faithful dog along for company. One day the dog starts
chasing butterflies and before long the dog discovers that
he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having
lunch.
The dog thinks, "Oh boy, I'm in trouble now." Then he
noticed some bones lying nearby on the ground and immediately
settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the
approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly,
"Lordy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are
any more around here?"
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, and
slinks away into the trees.
"Whew", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly
had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge
to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So
off he goes.
But the dog sees him heading off after the leopard and figures
that something is amiss.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans
about the dog's ruse and strikes a deal for himself with the
leopard.
The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Hop
on my back, monkey, and see what's going to happen to that
conniving canine."
Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his
back, and thinks, "Oh boy, it looks like I've really had it now."
But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to the
leopard and the monkey and pretends that he hasn't seen them.
And just when they get close enough to hear him, the dog says...
"Where is that monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to get me
another leopard and he's still not back."
