9 Things I Hate About Everyone

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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the fu*k is yours? Do I point at my crotch when
I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the fu*k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fcuking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fu*k?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever fu*king does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

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i beleive it was originally George Carlin .don't quote me on that though :)
 
More Carlin

Why do we PARK on a driveway, and DRIVE on a parkway?

Mitch Hedberg


Why do people always show you a photograph and say "This is a picture of me when I was younger." It's about time someone pointed out that ANY PICTURE of yourself is one when you were younger!

I used to do drugs....
I still do drugs, but I also used to do drugs.
 
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