My next project...

[SkyFinch]

My next project...

I'm making something, but I'll need your help. Please post some phone numbers of older, lonely women here, so that I can conduct a few experiments. (the experiments are none of your business, so don't ask) Only real numbers to hot older women will be taken seriously. Thanks for your time. (I'm going to take a cold shower, but I'll be right back.)

 

[Ice Knight]

Sick! Go fill your pants with ice before it's too late! GO!

 

[Catp00p]

Everyone needs to be loved. Even older ladies. BUT THEY GOTTA PAY DAMNIT!

 

[Catp00p]

try 9-1-1

I hear thats the older laides hotline. With only thousands of hot, lonely older women. They're waiting for you're call Sonic. What are you waiting for? Call now.

 

[D_A]

Vidi, vici, veni. (I saw, I conquered, I came.)

 

[SkyFinch]

wth? Damn it, I'm not going to make threads anymore. No one takes them seriously,

 

[Atticmonkey]

1-900-EAT-MUFF

 

[Runescaper01]

wth? Damn it, I'm not going to make threads anymore. No one takes them seriously,

Want a nursing home number?

 

[SkyFinch]

Want a nursing home number?

Don't tease me. Just post the number and I'll do the rest.